16 December 2005

....retribution.













searching dictionary.......result found.

WRATH - (räth), n.

1. Forceful, often vindictive anger.
2. Divine retribution for sin.
3. Belligerence caused by wrongdoing.

Oh if ole' Brittanica only knew the half.


So. As you can surmise from the above definition, I am bloody hacked off today. I have had just about all I can stand from people yelling at me for something that is their fault, but they are too asinine to realize it is their fault, so they have an attitude. Now I see why people stalk the cubicle-choked out offices of their workplace with an AR-15, looking for the person that stole their red swingline stapler. Furthermore, I am tired of people questioning my intelligence and judgement, when my intelligence far exceeds their protozoan psyche. If my big words hurt your head, go lay down and take an aspirin. Better yet some cyanide, and chase it with some Clorox. You fucking tosser.

......sorry. Well, not really.

So, I am going to do the only thing that any devious person who is vengeful and intelligent enough to hide the bodies would do, and that is going out to dinner with my "religious" side of the family, just to make sure my morality is down the fucking tubes. Then I am going to the local pub and downing scotch until I can't remember where I hid the bodies. Could this get any better? Might as well drop a bleeding cow with dynamite strapped to it, into a piranha infested lake, that is about to be hit by a low yield thermonuclear device. Sorry, more big words. In other words, someone shall be utterly destroyed this evening by the fiery wrath of an angry god, and I shall be its avatar.

Translation, I am getting pissed this evening and stomping something into non-existence.

So, if you see me out tonight, and I have some poor snot's throat in my hands, and I am doing my best to ensure that oxygen shall never again reach his brain, do what any good friend would do. Go find my god-damned shovel. Toodles.

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  1. hey, you sound really pissed. hope today is better.

    "we are the other people,
    you're the other people too."-frank zappa

    i found your blog next to mine.

  2. You need to CHILL THE F*#$ OUT!!! D@mn!!! Maybe I DONT want to go out w/ you tonight! Man, sometimes you SCARE me!! Why do you let people get to you soo much!?!? Just laugh at them for being as STUPID as they are!! Unless you are talking about me. Which very well may be. The most negative part of my day has been that I wasted $5.00 on this piece of crap sandwich that I could make for a quarter. But hey... its FRIDAY!!!! Man - if you act like this all the time you are going to have a heart attack any day now. You really need to chill out otherwise you will be NO fun to be around. Honestly - should I question even going out w/ you tonight?!?!

    AND YOU WANTED ME TO POST ON YOUR BLOG... so I did!!! :)

  3. Here, Here on the GTA comment. That's how I get down. I saw shake flash fry a cow once that was filled with cheese. Is that how you feel?