[ life:revisited 2010 + 1 ]

Drink: Mello Yello.
Soundtrack: Cake - I Will Survive.
Weapon of Choice - Pink Flamingo.

Well, for those of you that know me, you know that from roughly Thursday night - Sunday Morning of this week, I will be with my fellow compatriots, indulging ourselves in massive amounts of WoW gaming. It shall be glorious. I haven't had a vacation in a very long time, and this is going to be it for me, because I will get to relax, get hammered, and play some serious video games.

A lot of people criticize my so-called "addiction" to video games. Those people are simple minded amoebas, but they are also my friends, and my significant other (man I am gonna get slapped for this), so I guess an explanation of why I enjoy these games so much is in order.

Some people knit. Some people build models. Some people download movies. Some people make soy candles. Some people snort coke. I do none of these things (well maybe some), but I do play World of Warcraft. This game allows me to go crush things with a variety of weapons and spells, and explore a HUGE, richly animated and thought out world. I also can play with my friends in a group, and that is super fun. No you may ask yourself "SELF! Why would people be mad at good ole darkstar for this?" I'll tell ya my little chitlin. Cuz when I play, it takes a while to get most things done. A LONG while. Like long enough for me to play for days straight if I wanted to. This is working as intended from Blizzard. There are people who can play 1 time a week, 1 time a day, and there are those people who play CONSTANTLY. Now I used to be BAD with another game (FFonline eeeek), but I have really cut back, now I play only with some buddies rarely, and maybe for a few hours one night, every 1-2 weeks. A drop in the bucket right? WRONG! (according to others :( ) So. Here is my solution. I am going to the House of Paign this weekend, and Lolyna, Dmitri, the FBI crew and I are going to raid until the wheels fall off and stomp some serious a$$. ITS TIME FOR TEH MUTHA FSKING PERCULATOR!!!!! LEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY.....I wont even dignify that with a response. Needless to say, Tsaroth, Loly, Dmitri, and another poor soul are going to be drunk, rowdy, and funny as hell.

..ahem, ahem, I digress. So if you want to see my progress (more likely my downward spiral), check this blog regularly this weekend. I am bound to entertain.