[ life:revisited 2010 + 1 ]

Drink: Kona/ Columbian coffee blend :)
Soundtrack: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper (MORE COWBELL!)
Weapon of choice: My gnarled, bare hands.

Has anyone ever been to North Dakota? Anyone? Has anyone actually had to go there and do something of importance or fun, such as work, or vacation? I ask this because I want to know something about the population and society there. My question is: ARE THEY ALL UTTERLY RETARDED?

I have fielded almost 1000 calls since my employment with a large company 3 months ago. I deal with user problems, computer equipment, software, and network connections troubleshooting and escalation. The only people I have had problems with are in frigging North Dakota, in Grand Forks, which to me seems like the middle of frigging nowhere. It looks like 2 major roads are there, and then maybe a gas station, and hopefully a hospital where most of the cities inhabitants are housed. We can't have these people running around, otherwise it would be like the Dawn of the Dead. No, actually it would be like Night of the Living Dead, those zombies are not fast, and just kinda of mill around making moaning noises. Which, subsequently, are easier to understand and interpret, compared to the accent that is used there (Think of Bobby's mom, from the old cartoon Bobby's World).

Now, I could deal with stupidity, accents, and zombies. I do that all the time. Hell, I do that on one foot while brushing my teeth in the morning. But, to those of you who know me, you know I cannot stand the combination of stupidity......and arrogance/condescending attitudes. It makes me want to take a flamethrower to the house of who actually thinks that this type of attitude helps the situation. This situation is infuriating to the point of Tazmanian devil like actions. But it seems that all of the people from the hamlet of Grand Forks have this condition. So my question again is: "W.T.F?"

Anyone who has information to the contrary, or who would like to sign my petition to let North Dakota secede from the United States, to form its own country of Stupidia, give me some comments. If you are from North Dakota, and I have offended you, I just don't give a shit.