[ life:revisited 2010 + 1 ]

I give wonderful worship to the caffeine lords of might, for letting me survive this morning. 4 large goblets of warm energy allowing me to smash my way through annoying calls, destroy my paperwork, and entertain myself for hours on end with websites such as this. Oh small molecule, you bring me such happiness, such joy. Oh! Look yonder upon thine hill! It is the penguin! He brings his wonderful mints of wonder! It is by these capsules of pure light and harmony that I can stand complete idiots calling all day long. Oh glorious day!!

What ho!!! Wait, there is more! I feel myself falling, almost asleep! What shall I do? Oh, of course!! Chai tea from downstairs shall allow me to vanquish the evil threat of lethargy. Its magical western energies allow me to do Tai Chi on top of my cubicle, and float in meditation while answering all of my support calls at once, yet none at all. Very Zen-like. I am at one with the caffeine molecule. It nurtures and protects me. All praise C8H10N4O2!! It is truly blessed. The next time you feel upset, down, suicidal, and down-trodden, do not fear! Do not fret my child! Go to the blessed temple of Starbucks, and plead with its clerics to alleviate your misery! If you are chosen, the warm, comforting aroma of the Liquid of Life shall surround you, absorb you, and bring you peace. Peace be with you. :)