[ life:revisited 2010 + 1 ]

Whoo ha. I got you all in check. It's been a good new year so far, all 2 weeks & 3 days of it. Strange problems at work have put me in a different mood today. I think Earl Grey tea has a lot of caffeine in it, because my hands are shaking. And my ears are bleeding. Well not really. I am going to submit a new way of babysitting your kids to the patent office, using duct tape and bungee cords, but I need to work out a schematic first. I think the idea will revolutionize parenting, much like the Segway did for travel.

So as my erratic post rambles on like a old man walking down the street with a walker that is too short for him, I ask myself, why am I writing this? I don't really have a point to write today. What is my deal?

My answer is Finland. If that one doesn't work, then I will take "Corny Answers" for 500, Alex. Hey! It's the Daily Double! The answer is "Hit him with a hammer." *Buzz!* Darkstar, what is the question? "What to do when a user gets mad at you because he enters his passwords wrong?" Correct!!! What did you wager? Texa$. Simply stunning.

None of the animals used in today's activity were harmed, but the user had to go the the nearest hospital, where the doctor happened to choke him with a stethoscope, totally on accident. (I am very glad to know people in the medical field)

You may be asking yourself, "What in the hell just happened?" My advice is just to walk away, shaking your head, and holding your crotchal area.

Word.